"You can pet him..."

"This is my lamb. You can pet him. He doesn't bite, actually. He's my best lamb, because he soft. You can pet him. He will lick your hand. Look, he have a tail. You can touch it. He won't bite. Actually, he's a good boy. He has ears, see? Nice lamb. Want to give him a treat?"

And on and on and on it goes. All day long. Everything she's learned about pet dogs gets repeated all day long.